I just got a new right hip. I now have one bun of steel.
The good news is I can walk with my cane now and let Johnny Walker sit and not have to hold my weight all the time.
Bad news - my heart is still flopping around, my voice is crackly and weak, and I have some trouble breathing, and I LIKE breathing!
Thank you!!! for the cards, socks, pictures, good wishes and poems.
The thing I heard most often was how hard it was to find really bad, tasteless cards. Write your senator and representative. We need more tacky cards. But you did great and I have a stack of almost 100 cards and notes. Some of you sent sweet, very tasteful cards and those were precious. We smiled and laughed out loud.
ONE OF THE BEST
Simply a folded over piece of brown paper which said,
I called the White House.
I talked to the president.
I WILL MAKE YOUR HIP GREAT AGAIN!!!
(inside were the words)
AND MEXICO WILL PAY FOR IT.
This morning I thought - that's not wo funny after the shutdown - but hey -
It's still funny!
So I hope to give you weakly updates.
I'm working on BOOB Girls XI every day now and right now - I want any old people jokes you've saved. Email them as a response to this blog.
Next week - more cards and an update on what's happening to the girls.
I love you all and I thank you again!