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The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12

A Series of Murder Mystery Novels by Joy Johnson Brown


The Burned-Out Old Broads At Table 12 There's a naked man in the laundry room at Meadow Lakes Retirement Community. He's wearing only a brown vest, a stetson hat, and cowboy boots. But that's about the extent of excitement in the big complex and that's why four diverse widows take off in secret for parts unknown, leaving no forwarding address. Between adopting the boys at the Ragged Ass Saloon, finding a dead body in the woods and capturing the killer, closing down a sleazy porno shop, and meeting two handsome sheriffs, the burned-out old broads who dine together at Meadow Lakes table 12 find adventure, romance, mystery and prove there is life after grief. Grab your latest AARP advertisement for a bookmark and join Maggie Pattern (sandhills rancher), Robbie Leary (retired English professor, Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield (wealthy and wise), Mary Rose McGill (sweet Catholic girl) and Edith Ann (rescued Schnauzer) for a laugh-out-loud fun read and a look into relationships every mature woman wants and deserves.


"The Boob Girls are the GOOD Girls" - Phyllis Diller, actress, and comedienne


The BOOB Girls Series Includes The BOOB Girls I: Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12 The BOOB Girls II: Lies, Spies, and Cinnamon Rolls The BOOB Girls III: Sandhills and Shadows, and continues until The BOOB Girls XII, The Last BOOB Girls Book.

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