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Naked Man in the Laundry Room

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Naked Man in the Laundry Room

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“You were naked as a jaybird!”


“I was NOT naked!”


“Stitch, stark naked!”


“I know when I’m naked, woman!”


“I know you were naked!” Mary Rose McGill paused, grinned at her husband, Wiley Vondra, and winked at Robinson Leary. Robbie grinned and winked back.


“Remember when I dropped one of my cards?”


Wiley, Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield and Robbie nodded. All grinning.


“Well,” Mary Rose said, “when I bent down and picked it up, I looked. And you were naked as the day you were born!”


“Ok,” Robbie said, coming to Wiley’s defense, “ he was actually wearing his Stetson hat and cowboy boots.”


“He was naked where it counted!’ Mary Rose exclaimed.


They all laughed.


“I only asked how you met,” Marge Aaron said, looking at both Mary Rose and Wiley.


They were gathered around table 12 in the Meadow Lakes dining room: Hadley, Robbie, Mary Rose, Marge and Wiley. Geoffrey the over-sized mastiff lay dozing under the table, his hopes for dropped bites of donuts gone from his doggy mind.


“We heard there was a naked man in the laundry room at midnight on the 15th of every month,” Hadley said.



“When I washed my clothes, I washed ALL my clothes,” Wiley grinned.


“When we walked in, he was at a card table playing Solitaire,” Robbie put in. “He said, and I remember it clearly, ‘Well, Hello, Ladies! Would you like a game of Poker?’”


“I said, ‘I don’t know if I REMEMBER how to play,’” Hadley said.


“I said, ‘I don’t think I know HOW to play.’” Robbie said.


“And I said, ‘I don’t think I’m ALLOWED to play,’” Mary Rose added.


‘And Maggie Patten sad, I’LL GET THE CHAIRS!’” Robbie, Hadley and Mary Rose all said together.


Marge grinned. “Very romantic.”


“And that began a love affair that has lasted for 14 years, “ Mary Rose said.


Wiley stood up. “Come on, Geoffrey. This is too much of a mushy girl thing.”


Geoffrey opened one eye, thumped his tail once, and went back to sleep.


“Traitor,” Wiley said, and he grabbed his new cane and did a power hobble out of the dining room.


“I do love that old dude,” Mary Rose said.


 

In The BOOB Girls: the Musical, everyone’s favorite scene was Dave Wingert - a perfect Wiley Vondra, dancing behind a waist-high rack of shirts singing, “Ain’t Nothing Kinky Gonin’ On”. All the audience could see he was wearing was his Stetson Hat and Cowboy boots. It was a showstopper.


Fran and Mark, who adapted the hit musical, which premiered in Omaha about five years ago, have redone the second act, they guarantee us it is even better, and they are working on a new venue and time for another showing.


I don’t have a clue when it will be.


The first production saw five sell-outs and five standing ovations, so pass this blog along to your friends and as they used to say in radio days, ‘stay tuned’. We’ll let you know when Wiley is ready to be the Naked Man in the Laundry Room again.


 

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