There’s Room for You at Table 12
Special for Book VII
In this blog: There’s Room for You at Table 12
Special for Book VII in Month 7: Ten Little Puritans
Notes from Joy
BOOB Girl Talk for your groups
The BOOB Girl Series
It was a quiet morning. Mary Rose McGill, Hadley Joy Morris Whitfield, Marge Aaron and Robinson Leary were gathered around table 12 in the Meadow Lakes dining room. Robbie was busy on her computer – as usual.
She turned the computer around and tapped a key. The room filled with music and the screen filled with Fred Astair and Ginger Rogers twirling to Dancing in the Dark. They watched. Mary Rose swayed to the music; Hadley tapped her foot.
When the music stopped, Robbie hit another key. The tune changed and a beautiful young woman appeared doing a sensuous pole dance. They watched. Mary Rose’s mouth dropped open. Her eyebrows had a conversation with her hairline.
“We could do that,” Marge said when the young woman bowed and the screen went blank.
“The only pole dancing I do is with the safety bar on the shower,” Hadley smiled.
“I don’t remember the last time I danced,” Robbie said, with a thoughtful look.
“I forget things, too,” Marge added. “I hate to brag, but I can be doing something and forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.”
They looked at her.
“Yes,” Hadley said, “I’m good at making decisions, I just can’t remember what I decide.”
“Speaking of that,” Marge said, (None of them could remember what “that” was exactly,)” I saw Zed Zonker, and it thought of a hamster.”
“A hamster?” they said together.
“Yeah,” Marge grinned. “I looked at him and I could see the wheel was turning, but the hamster was dead.”
They groaned, and Hadley reached for the coffee pot to pour another cup.
From the last blog: Does Zed make it to the elevator?
After streaking the dining room, Zed makes it to the elevator, but Fuss N Feathers, the angry rooster does not. Sheryl grabs him, pushes the side door open with her shoulder and throws the big bird into the air. Through the window we can see four red feathers float to the ground.
Does the rooster get an ankle?
Unfortunately, no - but later on, Fuss N Feathers will get satisfaction by treeing Zed Zonker. Nothing hurts a man’s ego more than being treed by a rooster.
Most importantly, is there a standing ovation for Zed’s streaking act?
Use your imagination!
Read The BOOB Girls VII: Ten Little Puritans
A Special for Book VII for Month VII
Each month, we will run a special, “Book of the Month,” opportunity.
If you have friends with birthdays or anniversaries in July
If your book VII is getting dog-eared and old and needs replacing.
If you want to make a special gift to a nursing home
If your library needs a BOOB Girl boost.
Or if someone is grieving and you need a “just because” gift
Here’s your chance.
BOOB Girls VII: Ten Little Puritans
$10 (regularly $15)
We will ship to anyone you wish to gift with a note that it is from you.
It’s an inexpensive and great surprise gift that brings laughter and smiles.
Put it in a beautiful BOOB Girl gift bag for an additional $5
Bags sold separately: $5 each.
A Note From Joy
Ten Little Puritans is a take-off of Agatha Christie’s Then There Were None. It was fun to write, and I had the privilege of meeting Butch and Bonnie Sleezer. A friend was on a book tour through Iowa and found a sign along the road that read, “Butch Sleezer’s Fertility Clinic.” He sent a picture and I wanted it for the book. I knew where to call. The library in this small Iowa town. The librarian said, “Oh, Bonnie Sleezer is one of my best friends.” I ended up speaking at the library, meeting a fantastic family and being proud to have a genuine hog insemination lab in my book.
Now that we are opening up some, I will be available for speaking. The BOOB Girls Talk will be shorter, 30-40 minutes, and will be available only within 150 miles of Omaha.
For information, email firstname.lastname@example.org or call at 403-639-2030,
This is a laugh out loud talk that includes how older women are beautiful and BOOB Girl Books will be waiting for you.
Parsons House, Omaha: July 13
Silver City, Iowa, Library July 16
Glenwood Library to be announced
Bellevue, NE Library Oct 11
Credit cards: website or 402-639-2939
Check to Joy Brown at
8141 farnam, #322, Omaha NE 68114