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The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12
There's a naked man in the laundry room at Meadow Lakes Retirement Community. He's wearing only a brown vest, a stetson hat and cowboy boots. But that's about the extent of excitement in the big complex and that's why four diverse widows take off in secret for parts unknown, leaving no forwarding address. Between adopting the boys at the Ragged Ass Saloon, finding a dead body in the woods and capturing the killer, closing down a sleazy porno shop and meeting two handsome sheriffs, the burned out old broads who dine together at Meadow Lakes table 12 find adventure, romance, mystery and prove there is life after grief.
Lies, Spies, and Cinnamon Rolls
This time the three retired widows, Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield (socialite and volunteer), Dr. Robinson Leary (reitred English Professor) and Mary Rose McGill (housewife and sweet Catholic Girl) join new BOOB Girl Patty Whack in clever ways to break the boredom of aging. Except now they'd welcome some boredom. Patty Whack turns out to be Calamity Doodles, an aging spy whose husbands number five and six have gone to the dark side and are out to kill her. Be one of the BOOB Girls as Mary Rose demonstrates her famous groin kick, guaranteed to disclose a man's kneecap every time.
Web of Lise
The Burned Out Old Broads at Table 12: Sandhills and Shadows Never underestimate a Burned Out Old Broad. This time it is an adventurous road trip along US Highway 2 for the three retired widows, Hadley Joy Morris-Whitfield (socialite and volunteer), Dr. Robinson Leary (retired English professor), and Mary Rose McGill (housewife and sweet Catholic girl) along with new BOOB Girl Esmeralda St. Benedict, a gorgeous gypsy. From the opening crash of an entrance by Frieda Grossemouth to Esmeralda's foggy exit, follow along as the group treks west from Omaha's Old Market to Fort Robinson.